tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.

Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed

by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011

friend muscle

To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.

Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.

by bmazz88 June 9, 2011

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky

an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK.

The animation of The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is a mixture of CGI, 2D and stop motion

by SPrice1980 June 23, 2023

the friends we made along the way

A trope used majorly in pop culture, often used to depict something that had no value or meaningful outcome to it. The origin of this trope is unknown.

Maybe the flash mob was the friends we made along the way.

by Post Boleyn March 30, 2024

wall friends

people you friends leave you for and don't comeback. People your friends say are nice even if they talk about you behind you back and call you a dumb slut even if you have never met them before. People who you wish didn't exist because you now fell more depressed.

you cant hang out with us at lunch were going to see the wall friends.

by wall friend wanna be May 22, 2019

Universal Friends

1. If u have a friend in real life that you also play online games or do shit together on the internet with not just Skype calls or text
2. Friends you know in real life who also live and breathe internet like you do and spend a lot of their time locked in their room whilst online with you
3. Fellow Gamers or other internet time consuming activity enthusiast who you also spend time in real life with

1. Miyu and I are both online and offline friends therefore were universal friends.
2. "YO, Whale wanna play league together after school?" "I suck at league but were not universal friends for nothing. I'll shrek you mate."

by Tomatoblast March 28, 2016

Camp Friends

The people you choose to spend an amazing summer with. They listen to you and are always there, no matter what the distance is. Each summer you come back together and start right back where you left.

I spend an entire month at camp chi with my camp friends.

by campie4eva August 12, 2019