shitting on my face?

A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.

"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"

by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010

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Shame About The Face

Ugly face

Last night I was out with my father. A woman walked by, she has a hot body, but one hell of an ugly face. My father stopped and stared for a minute, and then said to me: nice legs, Shame About The Face!'"

by TheCraw2 October 12, 2009

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shit face cockmaster

the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up

fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face

by ed is awesome June 18, 2008

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what a pretty face

a compliment given to overweight people. basically, it means "you might actually pass for pretty if you lost some weight". overly trying to take emphesis off the body and make someone feel good about SOMETHING. origanally meant as a compliment, but now sort of a putdown because most people know it means the person saying it thinks you're fat.

Bella: Hi, Aunt Jasmine
Aunt Jasmine: Oh my! Darling Bella I haven't seen you in three years! now let me have a look at my little precious.
Bella: Umm...
Aunt Jasmine: My, my...you're certainly looking healthy! and what a pretty face you have!
Bella: THANKS.

by ReDsOxBaBe October 2, 2005

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