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Red Friends

This the term for friends, who are pretty much friends, but they are more argumentative and may enjoy aggravating you. They can be supportive but they should have a red alert.
Penelope was distraught over multiple things and knew that she needed to reach out to someone and almost called Polly. ALMOST. She can hang with Polly and have laughs but Polly is a one of her Red Friends and Polly may not be as helpful and as considerate as she needs now. So, she called Makenzie. Makenzie is a gem among stones.
by von groovy September 19, 2024
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Friend Harvester

A Person on Facebook that accepts any Friend, or trys to become Friends with people they don't actually know.
Yeah, Cindy is a Friend Harvester, she always accepts friend requests, but she didn;t have one the other day when she needed her tire changed, Haha
by Pafzko August 18, 2011
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The Lawyer Friend

That one friend that is in a friend group who can defend you when you get in trouble, by teachers, students, or anyone for that matter. and when they do there lawyer stuff they actually get you or whoever there defending out of trouble.
"bro your honestley the Lawyer friend in this friend group."
by Skully_Kalish June 1, 2023
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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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Friends

You need friends!
by imyumi February 25, 2018
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period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.
Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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