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Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.
Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...
by Stoney69 March 1, 2019
mugGet the Cum-mudgeonmug.

Cum Construct

Alternative word for organisms that reproduce heterosexually
Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to this cum construct
by MeatNutsDietzNuts October 4, 2021
mugGet the Cum Constructmug.

Cum

$CUM Coin

A highly liquid meme coin with sticky gains and zero shame. Launched by degenerates, for degenerates.
“Bro, I just doubled my bag in 2 hours. $CUM Coin got me dripping profits.”
“She asked what I do for a living. I said I hold $CUM.”
by Caveycap April 20, 2025
mugGet the Cummug.

cum hose

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.
by woordhack January 7, 2025
mugGet the cum hosemug.

cum

by anonymous February 14, 2023
mugGet the cummug.

Cum

Fred: Hey are you going to cum

Billy: Don't you mean come
by Loser Xylophone September 6, 2024
mugGet the Cummug.

Cum slut

by camcam4 January 7, 2022
mugGet the Cum slutmug.

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