Penis

A man’s genitals which can be laughed at if it’s small

Wow! Look at that small Penis!

by JimmySeggsToyMissing January 22, 2021

penis

something your man doesn’t have

where is your penis ?

by hejsiechxnisis December 16, 2023

unwashed penis

cheesestick
i eat unwashed penis

i eat unwashed penis

by Stixele January 5, 2025

penis

i know you just searched this up to see the definition...
so did i. 😂
have a good day

you: i’m going to search up penis!
me: hahaha sameeeee

by yee yee🤠 January 12, 2020

Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025

Peni

Another way to say penis but more classy

If you've ever watched the show shameless.

Eddie to a rebellious Karen:
“That’s your teenage-diseased mind talking. You tasted peni, now you’re just crazy”

by Girlyknows101 May 22, 2018

Penis

Meat candle.

Wow if i blow on that meat candle itll probably go out really fast.
penis

by your favorite faggot June 11, 2022