Priority nut

Having to nut aka ejaculate ,no matter when or where you are at

Dude,“I got a priority nut to do rn.” “You gotta do that rn ?”

by Did nazi that cumming November 10, 2018

Toasty nuts

That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted

"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts

by Hugecockring April 3, 2019

nut perfection

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.

Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"

by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017

No nut november

This "challenge" is the basically using your dick for pissing only for one month.

Jacob: Are you participing in the No nut novemeber?
Kid: Yes, why
*Jacob runs for his life BECAUSE HE REALLY HATES no nut november*

by arandomkidwhotrynafindname December 3, 2018

deez nuts

a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up

"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"

"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"

by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022

Nut Aids

This is just aids but in your nuts. So like if a guy had aids, he could say he has nut aids. This is unlike brain aids which are completely different.

"I knew he had aids, but I didn't know he had nut aids."

by Dalton Lang January 13, 2022

Eye Nuts

Eye balls

My Uncle Zed burned his Eye nuts staring at the solar eclipse.

by Fuzzynuckle March 9, 2019