Chinese Chittering Monkey

An Asian Black mo-fucka who won't shut his dumb ass the fuck up

Rahmon: NIGGA WHAT IS YO MOMMA DOING, I WANNA SEE HER ON MY DICK, YA HEAR?!
Brandon: Shut the fuck up you Chinese Chittering Monkey

by Schizophrenic Fuck February 18, 2022

Operation Piss Monkey

When you have a plan

Operation Piss Monkey Go! GO! GO!

by Kloroks May 17, 2021

Monkey science

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.

friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"

by big whisker July 5, 2023

Lucas monkey

a cute little monkey who spends his days swinging from tree to tree and eating bananas!

lana piggy: hey lucas monkey

lucas money: *eats banana*

by piggypants5 August 22, 2025

Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.

Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!

by BongoLongManMDF August 9, 2024

Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H

My girlfriend is a monkey Tuesday

by The silly Willy man 8222 July 2, 2022

grease monkey

a fat greasy american

"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"

by Anal_lube_and_rice December 3, 2024