sell the la times

Me: was cracking

You : Ima go sell the la Times on my block real quick

by worrd up March 13, 2015

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they'll do it every time cartoon

reference to a single panel newspaper comic created by Jimmy Halto in fucking 1929 then the cunt died in 1963 and some Mexican "Al Scaduto" continued it till 2008

"they'll do it every time cartoon is a very nice cartoon al capone" said

by Jer Nig September 13, 2019

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bread time

The point of the night when you should stop eating carbs.

Brad: Hey, want anymore pizza?
Chris: Nah, it’s past my bread time.

by Cicciofer December 17, 2017

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Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 30, 2019

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