Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Cat

:> MEOW

Cat :> uwu

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

Eliza Coupe Are Sylvester The Cat And Tweety Bird

Eliza Coupe Are Sylvester The Cat And Tweety Bird

Eliza Coupe Are Sylvester The Cat And Tweety Bird

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Cats Effect

A movie with great cast line up and good marketing with shitty plot.

"this movie has a cats effect"

"Oh dang i just watched Oldboy remake and i had a cats effect"

"Hmm is it me who suffers cats effect or the movie??"

by sersh'stea June 22, 2021

Cat

An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.

The cat wants some shit but I don't know what! Help!

by coffeybeegood March 15, 2019

cat

a cat is a cute four-legged animal

Hey, wanna see my cat?
Of course! I love cats!

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Cat

Floofballs of fur, cute, cuddly, but also demons! Watch out. Don’t let them get ahold of the lasers... when approaching this feline friend, make sure you packed the holy water and bible, just in case the cat doesn’t like you. Can be found in houses, or sometimes outside. They have knives in their paws... watch out... and keep the lasers safe.

“Hey dude I heard you got a cat!”
“Yeah dude. Come look”
“Aww it’s so cute- AAAAAAA”

by the coolest of the cool kid July 21, 2020