Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.

I was watching Jesus Cumming

by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023

Cum

white stuff

One day, I saw some white stuff on my mom and dads bed, grandma said it was cum.

by f u b**** March 28, 2022

Bloody cum bubble

A. When you're fucking a girl on her period and she queefs out a cum bubble.

B. When there is blood in your cum and someone takes your load in their mouth then blows a cum bubble like they had a wad of bubblious bubble gum in their mouth

A . All these bloody cum bubbles coming out of your vagina is making it look like Willie Wonka made a strawberry fizzy lifting drink.
.B. You better swallow that bloody cum bubble or you will stain my sheets or towels

by 333bam July 24, 2024

I'm cumming

Something bad is about to happen, real bad

David: I'M CUMMING! Ashley: FUCK

by Felix? It's me Acker March 22, 2021

Cum inc

a inc that produces all cum in the world. they make cum, then transport to another countrys.

Omg, Cum inc produced so much cum this year!

by danyshow May 26, 2020

cum bump

a failed facial in which semen is accidentally and forcefully ejaculated into a nostril

my boyfriend wanted to give me a facial, i ended up getting a cum bump!

by roperdoper November 13, 2021

CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.

That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..

by mookie1868 October 15, 2023