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Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.
Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025
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Chumming The Water

Ejaculating Into a body of water to attract fish to catch.
Dude Tommy is chumming the water again? How many does he need to catch?
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Dark Woke Warrior

Coined by based Kyle Kulinski, a dark woke warrior is an individual who spreads peace, love, and joy all while being benevolent but heavy handed. It’s the antitheses of “tolerant left” the right likes to imagine.
Holy shit, that Dark Woke Warrior just slapped the shit out of that racist! Way to go
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Comedy Guardian Warrior

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
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HVAC Extended Warranty

The king of offering HVAC Extended Warranty is Dustin Lawrence
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Pottle of water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.
Alison: Can I take your order please?
JJ: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce? Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of water. Alison: Coming right up!
by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025
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