Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...

Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

monkey chats

To be on drugs or intoxicated (Irish slang )

That lad is on monkey chats

by Calum Gibson July 17, 2021

big monkey man

A classic s.k.a. reggae song from.

I heard Any Winehouse doing the cover at the end one of her shows on TV.

'...it's no lie, it's no lie
Huggin up the big monkey man....'

by VillageWalls July 23, 2021

Angolan spider monkey

When you a woman has her legs behind her head and you proceed to give her cunnilingus whilst pinning her against the wall

This chick was so flexible i was able to go at her while she was doing the Angolan spider monkey

by Nostalgia inc. July 26, 2021

beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal

That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021

Sea Monkeys

Laboratory test monkeys that are disposed of by tossing them into the sea once test studies are completed, or when research funds are completely depleted

Green Peace found guiltily in the "Sea Monkeys" Trial by facilitating in the demise of lab monkeys that could no longer be utilized in future test studies due to their ill health from past test studies by tossing them into the sea while locked inside their cages from the deck of the Sea Shepherd.

by Garm93 July 31, 2021