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by penisduderockon April 24, 2022

Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.

Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.

by J Archer March 27, 2024

penis

something that wis and miles always associate things with

miles: lol that thing looks like a penis

wis: ikr

by Wissy Pissy April 18, 2023

Penis

A dick that can make some girl horny

Omg He used his penis

by PENSI6912 November 28, 2019

three penis wine

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.

Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!

by Mark tawang October 20, 2021

penis

something that trans men (like myself) wish they had.

guy 1: my penis is bigger than yours.
guy 2: literally ded, sobbing

by trannymaxine January 31, 2022

penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018