Kentish Pasty

During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.

"Hey babe, do you have a cheese grater in here? I really want to try a Kentish Pasty!"

by Sticknam November 21, 2025

Hot Past

Sharing detailed accounts of your past sexual experiences with your significant other as a form of foreplay.

Hey babe I want to hear how much of a slut you were in your hot past.

Does my hot past turn you on?

by Bored Hubby November 24, 2025

PTL (Pass the Load)

The act of sucking off a guy and immediately turning to another guy and begin kissing him while having the first guy’s load in your mouth.

At the gay orgy Alex enjoyed PTL (Pass the Load) by sucking off Brendan and passed it on to Jason with a creamy kiss.

by asscandi December 8, 2025

Corporate Passive Aggressive

A dialect of Corporate Jargon intended to convey rude messages in a “professional” manner.

Examples of Corporate Passive Aggressive:

As per my previous email: Did you not read what I sent you?

Walk me through your thought process on this one: What were you thinking, you fool?

I’ve received feedback from your coworkers: Nobody likes you

This was identified early on as a possible outcome: I told you so

For future reference: How do you not already know this?

I’ve CC’d in your manager: You wanna say that shit in front of Steve?

We’ve decided to separate your employment: you’re fired

by Shepherd Guy December 19, 2025

El Paso Krista mista

When you’re sitting at the cardio office and you let one rip, but instead of it going out the back it shoots up the front and through the cooter picking up the moisture and becoming a mist.

It’s hot girl, hit me with that good ol El Paso krista mista.

by Drfupaloopah December 30, 2025

frosting the pastry

1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.

"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."

by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003

Wheel of Passion

A symbolic representation of an unintended, evolved, conglomerate web of ladies.

Lil Papa has spun his Wheel of Passion again!

by Lil Papa September 8, 2008