shit-tramp

the worst possible way a person can look, or an outfit that is made up of the worst clothes available to you.
even tramps have standards, but not today!
if you looked any worse then u would probably be dead.

"the look i'm going for today is well shit-tramp!"

"my jeans look proper shit-tramp today cos i just can't be arsed"

"you look like a shit-tramp dude, hav a wash and get some new threads"

by JustJuice October 8, 2007

shit creeping

one who is always in the way of you doing something.

Man: Dude stop shit creeping on my hacky sack game

by Shane (Dez) July 4, 2008

idiot shit

refer to fuck tard only more stupid

Cody Varner is such an idiot shit, he dated that ugly ogre looking bitch.

by Seemore Asses February 21, 2009

Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.

"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.

by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013

ball of shit

feeling like not two balls of shit, but just ONE big hairy ball of shit.

I was so sick I went into bed and curled un into a ball of shit.

by candystripjellopuff July 26, 2014

Shit Roulette

Here's how to play: You and your buddies smoke weed in a pipe and pass it around the circle. Players keep hitting the bowl until someone sucks the ashes into their mouth (a.k.a. shit in the mouth).

We played shit roulette last night and left with black tongues.

by Scatmouth December 26, 2013

shit selfie

The act of taking a picture of yourself while taking a dump.

"Hey baby, hold my toilet paper while I take a shit selfie!"

by Screwychick69 February 5, 2015