National Thot Day

14 May is celebrated as the National Thot Day in the U.K.

People are allowed to post and expose thots they've encountered during their raves.

Jake - Hey bro, when's the national thot day? I wanna expose some tings!
Rian - It's Next week, on the 14th haha! Cant wait!

by hahahabitchassnigga June 5, 2018

National grab under pants day

Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick

Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“

Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much“

by Max1220 May 15, 2018

National Send Nudes day

May 20th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Titu23 June 7, 2018

National send nudes day

May 23 is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Jake Dickson June 8, 2018

National "Do Not Call" List abuser

Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.

A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017

Multiple Nationality Disorder

A severe mental disorder that makes a person speak in different accents at random times. One minute they are British, and right in the middle of a sentence, suddenly they become Dutch.

Dude, I think that chick Amber has Multiple Nationality Disorder. One second she’s Asian, and then Mexican. It’s weird.

by UncleGubGubGubsy April 22, 2018

the red nation

Another way of saying a woman’s (or man’s) period/menstral cycle.

“Oh great the red nation has attacked-!”

by Marky Mark and the Funk Bunchy April 23, 2018