Jack

A person with a sense of humor that's either really bad or really funny- no in-between. He will always bother you about his girl problems, and sometimes it's funny to watch him struggle with drama. He will either frustrate you with extreme self doubt or extreme self confidence- again no in-between. His playlists can range from little girl pop to the music you'd expect to hear in a trampoline park.

I met this guy named Jack, I can't tell if I want to be his friend or slap him.

by K-Australiaxx November 20, 2021

Jacks D

the most gifted, talented, and greatest professional wrestler in the business. he was the longest reigning NWA hardcore world champion. Jacks D is the owner and booker of the NWA and the FCW.

i wonder who Jacks D will face next in the NWA?

by thejacksguy1 September 5, 2021

Jack Johnston

Worlds fattest rat with a bowl cut, extremely gay and will rape you if given the chance.

He is such a jack Johnston.

by Koolkid30 September 9, 2021

Jack

very sexy very yes have large wiener

woman: hey what's your name?
Jack: Jack
Woman: have sex with me

by epic testicle master September 10, 2021

Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.

Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.

by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021

Jack

a lunatic. he is mental. He makes an amazing boyfriend to your best friend. He always cheers her up and makes her happy. Jack always has the best jokes with his girlfriend. He can say the best "Im a savage RARR. I'm a sussy baka ;))" its ALWAYS funny.

Dude 1: Bruh jack is so funny
Jack: IM A SAVAGE RARR SUSSY BAKAAA
Jacks girlfriend: The fuck.

by ilikeyourmumgarglingonmyc0ck September 13, 2021

Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021