Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Milk Monkey

A woman that always will do any thing for her to get plowed and drink the juice

Stephanie, your such a fucking milk monkey you cum sucking slut

by Dhshann July 19, 2023

death monkey

Being extremely hungover after a New Years party at your boyfriends involving an alcoholic liquid called Absinthe.

Hey Spencer, I feel like a death monkey.

by chickenfcuk January 02, 2012

overdeveloped monkey

A human

Instead of saying mortal or human call someone a overdeveloped monkey!

by Some gay rat December 01, 2020

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

by finlow1616 June 30, 2017

Monkey show

A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."

Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?

by Pap¡ September 24, 2020

Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.

Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you

by Shartzy August 19, 2024