parkour nut

A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time

Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it

by Cuntkiller101 May 22, 2017

pre nut cloudiness

Unbridled and dishonest feelings of pre orgasm

*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)

"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"

by coinedprenutcloudiness February 21, 2025

Nut In One

When ur jerking it crazy style and you cum so far and so fast it hits your mouth

I just shot a nut in one last night!

by Raider48623 February 01, 2025

Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.

Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.

by Some guy ig April 29, 2024

Cluster deep dive these nuts!

The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.

You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker

by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 04, 2018

tryna nut

(Abbreviated) Trying to nut.

Man's tryna nut, gnomean?

by tjr1022 December 08, 2017

Blind nut

Like a blind date, but for sex

“My friend set me up on a blind nut last night, and she was fucking good.”

by Tsaucee September 10, 2020