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the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet

A guy who gets around, has sex with alot of girls at the same time.
"I cant believe Mike Heiser is hooking up with all those girls hes the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet."
by Chang Winning March 30, 2009
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I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019
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Pack my bag with six dozen liquor jugs

A sentence that has every letter of the alphabet in it, like "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog".
You may find this on computers to test the font.
by Opaque December 27, 2004
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This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012
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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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Bag-Bag

A term used to incorporate all other types of bag excluding the ones previously mentioned. Well known on the Great Michelle Dictionary. Also known as Bag2
Instead of a backpack today Sam used his bag-bag...
by Samk November 2, 2017
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