Double shot

When you ejaculate and sneeze at the same time

Guy 1: have you ever double shot before?
Guy 2: yeah, last night with my girlfriend. White stuff was everywhere

by ItsCrytic August 8, 2019

The Devil's Double

Even if you're not a member of any intelligence agency, you notice that the guy who says he was Uday Hussein's body double in real life looks nothing like Uday Hussein. He's heavier set and has no resemblence to Uday physically or in manner.

Why would a guy pick a guy that doesn't look or behave anything like him to be his body double, or twin? Wouldn't he go with a guy that was similar to him to be his double? Anybody who told either of them that they looked alike lied to one of them or both, if there's any truth to The Devil's Double.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021

Double whammy

When you are having a late-night poop (whammy), and then while doing so you have a great idea (double whammy).

On the eve of her birthday, my girlfriend had a double whammy and realized what she wanted to do the next day to celebrate.

by Señor Beezerton May 25, 2023

Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.

We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.

by Vern the Man March 19, 2021

Pitchers double

Having sex with a mom and daughter simultaneously.

Best night of my life was when I threw a pitchers double.

by DaPole March 4, 2021

Nog Double Standard

* They want respect yet drag down & change the good in society.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.

I wuz tryin' to figger this nog double standard but all I could comes up wit wuz a mixed bag of facts.

by Swisher rolled tight December 30, 2020

Double-faced entendre

Is somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil.

Why the hell you wanna play me that way? You're bad, babe. You double-faced entendre

by trashlucxs October 14, 2021