Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the Says the guy with kids mug.No, not for your kids. I don't not need to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for your kids. I don't need your appreciation. I need to not be sacrificed for your kids. That is what I need.
Hym "So if you want to do something for your kids... Get me my money. Stop doing this to people. And know that the higher you get in any hierarchy... The less you have to give a shit about the children of the peasants... Because if you care about their children... I... Can do something like this in response to you stealing my shit and trying to lock me in an echo chamber, a literal psychic prison made of retards. They do not care about your kids. There is literally no way for them to guarantee that people aren't going to crash your plane into the ground if I do not tell them not to... And I am NEVER going to tell them not to from the inside of an echo chamber... What they have been trying to do is decrease the morale of 'my supporters' but it isn't going to work because I DON'T HAVE SUPPORTS. Anyone claiming to support me is just trying to herd the people who would listen to me for themselves. This is evidenced by the fact that they are not on my doorstep right now with the credit and the money."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the For your kids mug.Musical theatre productions that appeal to middle or high schooler with a wide range of instruments in the songs or background. Musicals such as, Heathers: the musical, Be more Chill, Mean Girls and Ride the Cyclone
Heather: "All you like is band kid musicals!"
"I can't help it if I relate to the high school hierarchy and topics portrayed in those musicals, so shut up Heather!"
"I can't help it if I relate to the high school hierarchy and topics portrayed in those musicals, so shut up Heather!"
by P1CKLESSs July 20, 2025
Get the band kid musicals mug.Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid mug.Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered mug.The first name of a person who is too young to watch Deadpool, regardless whether or not he is old enough to watch other Marvel MCU movies.
My little brother thinks he can handle Deadpool, but he's still a Kid — that movie's way too inappropriate for him!"
by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025
Get the Kid mug.Bro, I couldn't believe the sight I saw this morning. Just another day, taking the kids to Galveston.
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