jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).

Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!

by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018

Jack

Jack is the most sexiest man on planet earth. He’s the type of guy to squat 500 pounds, and then fuck your mom right after. He rlly is the shit.

OMG I’d let Jack hit

by Bigassjack June 9, 2023

Jack

Great guy, huge bush

“Yo is that jack”- Davis

“The guy with the huge bush?”- Clay
“Yeah him. He’s a great guy!”

by FuckinJacksMom November 23, 2021

Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

Jack

Yup Christ almighty I see I see I see sometimes the 67 of the 47281)57582€1838;€48:!,9/‘aa

I can’t believe it “jack”

by Firhwhavaiqwv”bheao” August 4, 2022

Jacking Heroin

Meant to be used in the context of feeling a womens breasts for a long time. this phrase comes from when girls would smuggle heroin into the country in there breast implants. mostly used by boys, the phrase is usually considered vulgar and gross

"OHH damn dude you just got caught Jacking Heroine"
"i know arnt those boobs awesome awesome"

"hey jim ive been a bad girl i think you need to jack my heroin

by JackHawk April 28, 2011

Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

When your friend is being a little fucker and jackass at the same exact time.

Hey Nik, put down the cream eggs and beef jerky and stop being a Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

by joeplayz4keeps June 30, 2025