Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024

Full Finger Fumpeting

When you bitch about a little boo boo on your hand like a beta cuck; i.e. slamming the breading table on your pinky

Bro, you're whining about a little full finger fumpeting? My hands are full finger blasted rn.

by Usblatte September 21, 2020

4 fingers up

4 fingers up means that ryder is the hottest person in the world and everyone like him

did you see scarletts picture with 4 fingers up

by ascendskii April 16, 2022

caterpillar finger

When a person sticks ones finger into an ungroomed anal cavity resulting in a digit that resembles in an adolescent caterpillar

I was intoxicated and stumble upon a homeless guys butthole and in result i came home with caterpillar finger.

by Timtitty December 14, 2013

Two fingers up

A pose where someone is putting two fingers up means they are madly in love with you

Did you see her put two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass motherfucking kiss

by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022

4 fingers up

being racist to hispanic ppl

someone is showing 4 fingers up (it’s a gringo)

by aflores222 July 16, 2022

Fingers crossed

A reference to the lunar cycles and the way that human fingers protrude from our bodies, thus being an external force as well as an internal force. They are at once of the body but apart from it. Thus to cross the fingers is to merge forces and invite chaos.

"Oh man, I dropped my phone in a puddle and a bus run over it."
"Ah mate, you must have had your fingers crossed."

by MysticPetye November 23, 2021