Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022

CHEDDAR CHEESE

CHEDDAR CHEESE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

ALL HAIL THE CHEDDAR CHEESE

by AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH October 5, 2022

Fat Cheese

A person who is Obese and who tends to be annoying on some occasions. These people can be really nice one day and horrible on the other.

I spoke to him today and he was being an asshole! What a Fat Cheese!

by Dazme October 6, 2022

Nicks Cheese

That one country kid you ride the bus with that you know dam well hasn’t taken a shower for a week and smells like Cheese and Pig crap.

Man I had to run to the bathroom and puke after smelling Nicks Cheese.

by Everything Suks October 8, 2022

Blue Cheese

The physical manifestation of this cheese with funk, in other words, the man in which commonly described as being similar in nature to blue cheese, Alex P who lives in TN.

Bro Alex is definitely like blue cheese he's kinda weird like it.

by SlimeLordSupreme October 19, 2022

Big cheese

This is the name given to someone who is the king of the chalk, the best at disappearing for a weekend. You may find the ‘big cheese’ in the corner with their eyebrows vibrating.

Last time I saw big cheese was Friday after he sniffed a ticket and head butted a horse

by Chalkmaster02 October 23, 2022

Big cheese

a nickname given to morgan worley for his love of cheese and egg sandwiches

Wow, big cheese loved my cheese and ham omelette last night after getting on the packet

by Sznfofna November 3, 2022