by the chicken tickles man March 25, 2021

by Nuggs4life September 3, 2018

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by LuluLucyLulu April 22, 2011

( noun ) A deadly high velocity flying fat sharp beaked bird that can poke out eyes of humans. When walking it quickly pecks on the ground in search of the WOrM which is its daily meal. This creature tastes wonderful when cooked properly. Make sure it is not raw or alive otherwise consequences may be fatal.
I ate chicken last night.
by Cray Z chikenz April 25, 2019

Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.
"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"
"
"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"
"
by NiENiE September 20, 2012

A few more things on a chicken shit's bucket list along with fighting drunks and junkies for adventure are fighting paralyzed or terminally ill kids, fighting elderly Jews with dementia, and fighting someone with a life threatening injury someone else inflicted.
A chicken shit has to try everything at least once, even beating a 95 year old lady to death before taking everything she has.
by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019
