Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

The brown jug

It's when you moon someone out of the car window and spread the butt cheeks and the wind makes the same sound like when you blow the top of a bottle

Some lady flipped me off on the highway so I gave her the brown jug

by B.jug March 02, 2017

brown nosed that bitch

Eating the pussy doggie style and you get a little poopy on your nose.

Bro I brown nosed that bitch crystal last night, and I can still smell it.

by BigTex73 September 18, 2017

Charley Brown

after finding out a girl or guy(if ur gay), is cheating on them,they request a blumpkin, right before ejaculation, sit up and dunk the cheatee's head in the toilet without warning for 5 seconds. After releasing the cheat, and letting them gasp for air, their face gets busted on....

Leon cheated on his shemale and as a result, received a midnight charley brown.

by Bafoolery March 16, 2011

The Brown

The brown (noun). A poop shit. A big butt crap scat dookie dump. When you fill the ass crack with butt shit and it starts oozing out of the top of the ass butt crack near the pants and/or the bottom of the butt canyon near the taint area. Then you gotta get your taint licked to clean it off and it sucks butt hole poop scat shit crap feces excrement.

"I just filled someone's pants with the brown"

"I just filled my wife's mouth with the brown"

by OrganDisplayer1912 May 29, 2024

brown familia 13

Brown familia 13 is the largest and most dangerous gang located in Santa clarita Valley north of San Fernando Valley. They are rivals with every other gangs in the city to brown familia they're nothing but tagging crews and wannabes. Fuck nappyheads m&ms and vergas!!!!

Brown familia 13 is the most active gang is scv

by Esejuan April 22, 2023

Brown Ostrich

A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.

"What babe? You dont want to do anal? Fine, I will just brown ostrich myself."

by The4Bees4Knees June 02, 2013