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New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button
Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot
by MFa3 August 13, 2025
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new shepard

Inspired by the Bezos rocket; the male penis.
“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”
“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”
by PeteSapp July 20, 2021
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New Mexico Strawberry

When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.
Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry
by NinjaCody33 November 16, 2022
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fish & Chip news

Fish & chip news is a phrase used to describe something that’s in the newspaper, but is so uninteresting / not important that the newspaper it has been printed on is later used to wrap up somebody’s Fish & Chip.
“Did you read the news about that old woman who got robbed last Thursday?”

“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”
by Konstantia August 7, 2023
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@valz new code

Suck your friend tray dick
"@valz new code" give tray head
by hjshesihe March 1, 2022
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New Wave

New wave is a new era of tranquility,peace of mind, maturity and peaceful process. Must be a Space X/Amazon worker.
Lets to to Lassen Volcanic park?
Why exacly?
"New Wave"
by GoatManScoop December 12, 2021
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New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).
New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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