penis samurai

a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.

That penis samurai made me a sandwich.

by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020

PENIS

The thing above your balls wich a man uses to fuck the girls mostly the biggest PENISES belong to alfies

oh shit your PENIS is big

by your mu July 4, 2024

Penis

The most small part of a male's body

Amy: Have you seen how small Jim's penis is?
James: Yeah, it is more small then mine!

by Manual123 April 23, 2019

Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021

penis

someting you look up when you are bored as fuck

hey im bored as fuck

im gonna google the word penis

by ieatass247 November 8, 2021

Penis Music

Bonky, Cloinky, and sometimes bloopy music often with an upbeat tone. It sounds as if it were made for or made by a very floppy penis. Imagine Scooby-Doo running on air, you have imagined what penis music might sound like. It is of note that is music is dogshit and it is not generally encouraged to listen to Penis Music as entertainment. It is instead used as a device to mock music which you don't like, for which you may call the offending music "Penis Music" and then post the youtube link.

me: *Listens to dogshit*

me: "Penis Music"

by DunDaDun February 17, 2025

Penis Chair

A penis in the shape of a chair

This girl totally porked a penis chair

by Andreapepe May 30, 2018