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what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
by Дecca September 9, 2023
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You cant keep doing this i cant

this is something people living in seattle say when they think youre funny! Sam if u see this theres a neat cozy follow button on my page i will work hard not to disappoint
*meme i made when i had the flu*
Sam: You cant keep doing this i cant
by mika aka thirsty December 13, 2016
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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025
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I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water
by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022
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I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
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Doing a Boogie

I'm so excited for Defqon1 tomorrow, let's hope Joeri wil come. He might be doing a Boogie.
by StixxMeister July 8, 2019
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