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Friends with benefits 

A term commonly used by men to appease women so they can get in their pants. Very rarely lasts and usually friendship part doesn't happen. Usually ends with one falling for the other then broken hearted when the other doesnt reciprocate. They then never speak again.
He says we are friends with benefits but we never hang out as friends and he only talks to me when he wants to fuck.
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sex fiend 

One who is in constant need of sex (in the form of intercourse, masturbation, etc.)
1. d00d: I can't stop humping my pillow.
mang: d00d, you're such a sex fiend.

2. d00d: Did you knock that pussy hard?
mang: d00d, I need more pussy!
d00d: Mang, you're such a sex fiend.

friendsville 

A term reffering typically to a situation where a guy wants to go out with a girl, but for one reason or another is only friends with her.
Matt: Yo, what's going on with that girl Jessica?
John: Nothing, we're still stuck in friendsville.
friendsville by Ruski September 17, 2004

friendcest 

Hooking up with somebody you normally consider "just a friend" and wouldn't ordinarily hook up with. The very idea weirds you out. Once the alcohol wears off or the crisis that brought you together like this passes, however, the friendship is probably in for a little weirdness.

Coined in 2007 by yours truly.
Girl 1: "I was at this party last night, and Mike tried to kiss me! I was all like, no, that would be friendcest. I didn't want things to be all weird between us."
Girl 2: "Ew! I had friendcest with Bill once. His ex-girlfriend found out and got so mad! But she's the one who dumped him anyway, so she needs to stfu."

Friendlings 

Jeff: Where art my friendlings?

Keziah: You has none. He-he-he.
Friendlings by IAmTheSuperman January 27, 2010

Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face 

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.
I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

friendilo 

A friend escort service for social rejects that have no friends. They are there strictly to make it look like you have friends, no sexual favors involved. It's their friendship in exchange for your cash. If you're having a fight with your best friend or just broke up with your boyfriend, order a friendilo to make them jealous! They also make the perfect last minute prom and homecoming date. Similar to a gigilo, only it's a "friendilo"!
Carl: "Woah, Tom! Your new best friend is so cool!"
Tom: "Actually, I only paid for my friendilo until midnight."

"I'm so mad at Tricia right now! I'm going to order a friendilo for the party tonight so she'll get jealous and apologize!"

Since Lisa was a social outcast, she was forced to order a friendilo for her senior prom.
friendilo by bettyblack June 20, 2010