Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra

Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night

by Urmun October 25, 2018

Multi-Jacking

The art of masturbating whilst multi-tasking.

THIS SHIT IS INTERRUPTING MY WACK OFF BEFORE WORK TIME FUCK

Friend WACK OFF AND DRIVE TO WORK ITS CALL MULTI-JACKING

by aardvarkcum September 5, 2018

Jack

A guy doesn’t shut the fuck up

Shut up jack

by Owen the Dogger August 21, 2020

Jack Corndog

I like to lick his sexy feet

The jack Corndog has sex with his mom on a day to day basis

by 1234567Ethan June 29, 2022

Jack

With his Dark blonde hair, Brown eyes, and short height jack is the hottest guy you will find! He is very smart but also autistic and really bad at sports, as well as fat with a front and back gyatt. Still, you’re attracted to him and lucky if you know him

“Oh you know jack?”
“Yes he’s the nicest guy around!”

by skibidi king February 8, 2025

Jack Black

An extremely talented actor, singer, and band member of Tenacious D (yes sir), also known for starring in a Sesame Street episode with character Elmo searching for an 'octagon', which is now a viral meme.

If you don't rate Jack Black, you're a gay emo coffee

Joe: I liked that Sesame Street episode he was in, that was funny as!
Kevin: And also the School of Rock movie! World's best music teacher, but maybe not as sure in maths!
Ollie: You guys, what about his band, Tenacious D, he just rolls the Rolling Stones right out of their place!

Jack Black is cooler than you ( ͡° ͜つ ͡°)╭∩╮

by PartyCrasher547 June 13, 2022

Jack

He is a great person with a MASSIVE shlong

Wow Jack, you’re cool

by Helloiamahuman123 February 3, 2022