by Jelani Abdalla Kane October 15, 2011
Get the Ink up mug.When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.
Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.
by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
Get the shriveled up mug.The saying of "Mic up" is from ROBLOX where dumbass slenders and fucking copy and pastes have nothing to shit on you about when they literally mumble within every sentence. Mainly 50 year old slenders use it, but also the 6 year old "emo" kids also use it. They like to play ragdoll engine and club iris. They use it if they have nothing they can try and make you sad about, so they try to insult your voice on discord instead. Even though their voice sounds like a fork screeching against a plate if they're a 6 year old girl. their voice sounds like Jeffrey Epstein if they are a 50 year old slender.
Slender or 6 year old emo: Mic up kid.
Regular person with a fucking brain: No, since you have nothing to insult me with you fucking loser.
Regular person with a fucking brain: No, since you have nothing to insult me with you fucking loser.
by Dont come at me 834738 January 10, 2021
Get the Mic up mug.basically when a guy is really close next to you and tries to make everyone leave the room and turns off the lights but you just see him as a friend you tell your friends to explain the proximity of him near you you tell them he is lapped up on you
by R Kelly golden shower April 1, 2021
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With me and the girl from Clapham
Out on the windy common
That night I ain't forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said "you are a lady"
"Perhaps" she said. "I may be"
We moved in to a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The Railway Arms we're missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up
I got a job with Stanley
He said I'd come in handy
And started me on Monday
So I had a bath on Sunday
I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said she'd seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her
I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her
With me and the girl from Clapham
Out on the windy common
That night I ain't forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said "you are a lady"
"Perhaps" she said. "I may be"
We moved in to a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The Railway Arms we're missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up
I got a job with Stanley
He said I'd come in handy
And started me on Monday
So I had a bath on Sunday
I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said she'd seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her
I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her
This morning at four fifty
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another
And now she's two years older
Her mother's with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling
Alone here in the kitchen
I feel there's something missing
I'd beg for some forgiveness
But begging's not my business
And she won't write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so it's my assumption
I'm really up the junction
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another
And now she's two years older
Her mother's with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling
Alone here in the kitchen
I feel there's something missing
I'd beg for some forgiveness
But begging's not my business
And she won't write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so it's my assumption
I'm really up the junction
by Death Menace July 23, 2022
Get the Up the Junction mug.wimping out and not being a man
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 28, 2022
Get the Womaning up mug.to hype someone up for make a big deal about whatever they’re doing , commonly used as australian slang. pronounced jee-ing
sam-“hey boys cooper just asked out hailey!”
*all boys start cheering and teasing cooper*
cooper-“guys stop geeing me up!”
*boys continue geeing up cooper*
*all boys start cheering and teasing cooper*
cooper-“guys stop geeing me up!”
*boys continue geeing up cooper*
by domeafavorandkillme March 16, 2022
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