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As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
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Johnny: “hey what’s a “third leg penis cum hole?”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”
Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”
Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT”
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