Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 16, 2016
Get the Curb monkeymug. by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018
Get the Scribble Monkeymug. by Aye-dri-anne November 27, 2017
Get the Monkey Magnetmug. by RealFreezer December 1, 2022
Get the Monkeymug. 
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by stumpcool January 15, 2022
Get the funky monkeymug. Monkeys are adorable cute and small and the best animal
Man:Damn that’s a monkey
Monkey:ME want banana or die
Man:Damn that’s a monkey
Monkey:ME want banana or die
by Plaguedoc54 March 7, 2021
Get the Monkeysmug.