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Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.
The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
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Double Barrel

To ejaculate on the receiver's face, getting cum in both eyes (by purpose or accident)
"I'm definitely not getting a call-back after that double barrel."
by asurrealmeemurr September 7, 2016
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double double

achievement of a double-digit total in two of the five stats (assists, blocks, points, rebounds, and steals) in a single game.
She got a double double with 29 points and 11 rebounds.
by Nniiccollee2 October 12, 2017
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Double trouble

Wen you put on a strap on above your penis so you are able to penetrate two holes at a time
Friend: "So what did you and your girl do last night?"
Me: "Well, not much, but I gave her that double trouble."
by Linkimusprime August 13, 2020
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Double Barrel Shotgun

When a girl is peeing and you insert your penis into her and you both piss at the same time
Jack: Soo you did something interesting this week?

Steve: Yeah, went shopping and double barrel shotgun Emily
by Serioussam535 December 13, 2019
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double bunga

a double bunga is strine for a mishap
a double bunga floods & cyclone in Queensland
by marcelduchamp February 24, 2011
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Double Jochman

Damn he really pulled a double Jochman on him, he mad craze for this one...maniac
by LigmaJoeSigma December 28, 2020
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