Is It Because I'm Black?
Is It Because I'm Black? by PseudonymMyWhiteButt March 19, 2019
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Rebecca Black
A talented singer who is the female version of Justin Bieber. Her debut single Friday, which has over 30 million views on Youtube, has propelled her to absolute stardom. She is most famous for her deep and insightful lyrics which have inspired the literary geniuses of many. For example, her profound philosophical vision can be observed through the lyrics "Yesterday is Thursday, today it is Friday... Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards." These lyrics are obviously an exploration of the ephemeral nature of human life, reflecting her inherent existentialist beliefs. However, auto-tune credit must be given to Ark Music Factory. Her friends include the 13 year old boy with a driving license, fat Usher, and the girl in pink dancing (who undoubtedly deserves her own fan base). Deservedly, her inspirational dicta "Which seat can I take?" has made itself a Trending Topic, even leading Helena Bonham Carter to remark that she "killed the wrong black." All in all, Rebecca Black is brilliance itself.
Fred: "Rebecca Black is the new Justin Bieber."
George: "Who's Justin Bieber? Never heard of her. But Rebecca Black sure can rhyme!"
~music in the background: Gotta have my bowl/ Gotta have cereal~
Fred: "I really admire Rebecca Black's optimism. She never bows down to her fears, and still sports a wide smile despite the dilemmas in her life."
George: "I mean, how would I able to make a decision as to where to sit?"
~Kickin’ in the front seat / Sittin’ in the back seat / Gotta make my mind up / Which seat can I take?~
Fred: PARTYING PARTYING
Ron: yah!
George: PARTYING PARTYING
Ron: yah!
Fred: FUN FUN FUN FUN
George: R-B Rebecca Black yo! In da house!
George: "Who's Justin Bieber? Never heard of her. But Rebecca Black sure can rhyme!"
~music in the background: Gotta have my bowl/ Gotta have cereal~
Fred: "I really admire Rebecca Black's optimism. She never bows down to her fears, and still sports a wide smile despite the dilemmas in her life."
George: "I mean, how would I able to make a decision as to where to sit?"
~Kickin’ in the front seat / Sittin’ in the back seat / Gotta make my mind up / Which seat can I take?~
Fred: PARTYING PARTYING
Ron: yah!
George: PARTYING PARTYING
Ron: yah!
Fred: FUN FUN FUN FUN
George: R-B Rebecca Black yo! In da house!
Rebecca Black by mean.queen April 6, 2011
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Kodak Black
A way to say someone has a small penis.
Reason being that Kodak dropped his phone while he was in the shower, while on Instagram live. Thousands of people got to see his dick. And screenshots showing how small it was.
Reason being that Kodak dropped his phone while he was in the shower, while on Instagram live. Thousands of people got to see his dick. And screenshots showing how small it was.
Kodak Black by TJazer March 2, 2017
Rebecca Black
Rebecca Black by OrthodoxShepard April 4, 2011
dark black
Dark Black, is a term used for those in martial arts. When one has reached the highest rank of Black Belt, special training is availble through egyptian ninjas. Once training is complete a dark black belt is a awarded.
"Oh my god. dan is so dreamy he jsut fished his blackbelt and has a dark blackbelt. The things i would do to that boy."
dark black by InMadLove/wChristine March 16, 2009