Butterscotch my balls

A funny quote from Your Favorite Martian's song "Grandma's got a Facebook"

Deejay: Butterscotch my balls!
Deejay: me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
Deejay: I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!

by lolrofl202swag November 21, 2011

coups de balls

The death blow (to the balls). Similar to "coups de grace", but far worse.

It was bad enough that she cheated on me, but here comes the coups de balls.... she did it with my dad.

by Johnathan E. Dago August 21, 2009

Ball Gone MIA

When you think you've lost one of your testis, and you start to freak out. You would call the CIA, FBI, and the SWATS to find that missing testicle.

"OH SHIT! Ball Gone MIA, I repeat, Ball Gone MIA! Call in the Bomb Squad!"

by XoutcastX February 20, 2010

bush n' balls

When the weather is so cold that your penis shrinks into your body to keep warm.

Damn man, it's bush n' balls cold out here!

by WhiteShrek January 21, 2010

shit ass and balls

an exclamation that something is not pleasing and unexpected.

Jim: "Hey dude your house is on fire!"

Mark: "OH, SHIT ASS AND BALLS!"

by ottomatt May 28, 2011

Sonic Blue Balls

Waiting for a huge drop in a dubstep or electro songs that never comes, similar to real blue balls when a guy is ready to cum but never does.

Mike: Yo dude did you hear the new Cazzette song?

Johnny: Yeah man, gave me a bad case of Sonic Blue Balls

by Al Rubs May 19, 2013

basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

by SlimShadee October 9, 2014