ball park franked

before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up

boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked

by coolkid812 May 3, 2006

Butterscotch my balls

A funny quote from Your Favorite Martian's song "Grandma's got a Facebook"

Deejay: Butterscotch my balls!
Deejay: me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
Deejay: I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!

by lolrofl202swag November 21, 2011

coups de balls

The death blow (to the balls). Similar to "coups de grace", but far worse.

It was bad enough that she cheated on me, but here comes the coups de balls.... she did it with my dad.

by Johnathan E. Dago August 21, 2009

Ball Gone MIA

When you think you've lost one of your testis, and you start to freak out. You would call the CIA, FBI, and the SWATS to find that missing testicle.

"OH SHIT! Ball Gone MIA, I repeat, Ball Gone MIA! Call in the Bomb Squad!"

by XoutcastX February 20, 2010

bush n' balls

When the weather is so cold that your penis shrinks into your body to keep warm.

Damn man, it's bush n' balls cold out here!

by WhiteShrek January 21, 2010

shit ass and balls

an exclamation that something is not pleasing and unexpected.

Jim: "Hey dude your house is on fire!"

Mark: "OH, SHIT ASS AND BALLS!"

by ottomatt May 28, 2011

Sonic Blue Balls

Waiting for a huge drop in a dubstep or electro songs that never comes, similar to real blue balls when a guy is ready to cum but never does.

Mike: Yo dude did you hear the new Cazzette song?

Johnny: Yeah man, gave me a bad case of Sonic Blue Balls

by Al Rubs May 19, 2013