I give 0 fucks

Means that the person that this refers to gives absoultey no fuck about something/anything

I give 0 fucks the cops came

by Bromar July 18, 2011

i eat mop who

a knock knock joke

pronounced as: "I eat more poo"

Person 1: Knock, knock!
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?
Person 1: Dammit, man, that is way too much information!

by galearic November 19, 2020

when did i ask

the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.

"hey but when"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"

by shesgotbunda February 7, 2021

I can get some?

usually used as a question, an inversion of "May I have some?"

Stew: I just got some peanuts....

Quintavius: I can get some?

Stew: yes

by Jesus Martinez September 4, 2006

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.

*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."

by M Dogg May 31, 2005

i will dl and have a look

The person issuing the statement intends to judge the proffered material by means of first DL and then look.
There is implied in the statement the possibility of reporting back following the look.

Huge mamaries? I will DL and have a look.

by danndann1958 February 25, 2005

i wanted it done yesterday

used to describe that u want something quick done right away...waving a magic wand anytime u want,
something done right away, as soon as possible, see open sesame
i want it done right away...
i want it done yesterday...
i wanted it done yesterday

Accountant: I need these accounts audited!
Worker: When do u need this done by??
Accountant: I wanted it done yesterday...

by blthrskt July 21, 2008