Names in Urban Dictionary 

People who have such a large goddamn egos, that they jerk themselves to the fucking point that they right Urban Dictionary definitions for their name, only to than screenshot it and send it to a friend.

"All the Names in Urban Dictionary are so acurate"
".... Your fucking r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d"

Names in Urban Dictionary by BigFactsMan November 2, 2018

The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT) 

The C.U.L.T.
Affected by the disease of ease, poisoned by the deterioration of all the man-made materials they've chosen to surround themselves with, these zombie-like creatures that are incapable of naturally providing for themselves seek to lay all their problems at the feet of big-daddy-government to be "taken care of".
They've been fully propagandized by the government, it's big tech media arm, and the ever broadening promises from their authoritarian liberal "leaders" of "freeshit" (especially those Biden supplied free crack pipes)
Typical example of how their manufactured-rage filled, smooth brains work - "I don't need truckers, I get my food at the grocery store!"

The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT) have no idea how to actually survive, and are in some serious deep shit when the solar flare hits.
The CULTs have no business pushing the authoritarian bullshit on real people who make the world go round.

The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT) by NorseCrow February 10, 2022

Serious Urban Dictionarian 

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary

I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this

Serious Urban Dictionarian by Lbayncha1 March 16, 2009

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

why does urban dictionary exist 

The Question everyone asks once in awhile

Why does urban dictionary exist?

I don't know, I really don't know...

why does urban dictionary exist by @Insufficient June 10, 2016

Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) 

Any Type of Vehicle with Fred Durst, DMX, Redman and Methodman driving in it singing as loud as they can.

Kumar: Dude there's a fucking Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) down the block we should check it out.

Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.

Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) by neard2000 January 4, 2010

Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary

A hardcover print edition of the Urban Dictionary, with new editions published regularly, containing the latest in urban vernacular. Fabric cover with gold lettering to make it suitable for even the most distinguished of bookshelves. Paper and print reminiscent of some of the noteworthy lexicons of past.

I say 'ol chap, have you seen the latest Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary? A true stroke of brilliance and a joyous read if I do say!

Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary by WhachuTalkinBoutWillis March 8, 2016