kick an emma day

October 18th is National Kick an Emma Day. If you see someone named Emma in the hallways, kick her.

On Nationa Kick an Emma day, you should kick Emma.

by clareclareclareclare October 17, 2019

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Fuck a Transfem Day

Fuck a Transfem Day occurs every 6th of September.

"I can't wait to celebrate Fuck a Transfem Day with my trans girlfriend!"
"Me too! Girlcock is the best"

by oiled_up_astolfo July 21, 2022

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A special form of the famous Milk Olympics, held annually on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, honoring both the birth of the reverend doctor himself, as well as the love of milk shared by Falls Church and JEB Stuart kids alike.

Just like Milk Olympics, MLK MILK Day often ends in "carnage. ie: excessive vomiting and shitting."

1: Oh man I am so ready for MLK MILK Day.
2: I dunno man, I thought you said you had given milk up after the last time.
1: I know what I said, but this time I think its gonna be different.

later that evening...
1: ITS COMING OUT OF BOTH ENDS!11!!1!1

by Alex Rock January 20, 2009

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jesus on a stick day

food friday (when jesus died)

happy jesus on a stick day!

by nothing_911 April 13, 2007

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national rape day

1. rape isn’t a joke

2. to think it’s funny and to try and “create” a holiday where it’s normalized is fuc***up
3.if you think it’s funny or if you’ve ever r4p3d someone just know you’ll rot in hell for eternity and pay for what you’ve done and feel the guilt eating away at you :)

john- “have you heard about national rape day😂it’s kinda funny”
anyone with common sense- “no it’s not douche” *kills him^

by hey lol:) April 18, 2021

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