National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

Cone of Friends

An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together

At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.

by Phieyl June 29, 2023

Fake Friends

Fake friends are people who show there true colors just like the person that starts with a b and a girl that starts with an a

Omg your such a fake friends now i see your true colors

by butcheeck September 24, 2019

Friend

You don't have any, thats why your browsing this word.

You: Mom said In need to get a friend

by Dick tronary February 14, 2021

best friend

Methuli

i love my best friend, Methuli.

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Friend

Something that I don't have

I don't have any friends

by Ihavenofriends September 3, 2019

Fake friends

Fake friends are something you do not want to have! They will seriously hurt you. They get mad when you hang out with other people. They leave you whenever you have a problem. And they ALWAYS talk shit behind your back. If you see anyone being fake ditch them!

Person 1: “Did you hear that Blanket is talking bad about spoon!”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends”
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”

by You left me December 8, 2018