A blog (and book) written by fellow white person Christian Lander about things that white people (hipsters) enjoy. The blog discusses everything from expensive sandwiches to gentrification to the Toyota Prius.
by WhySoCereal? August 17, 2008
Get the Stuff White People Likemug. A tall skinny white dude is someone who meets that description. Men of this body type will often be hung so long, it is comparable to an average black dick.
by Cindersmrf July 16, 2018
Get the tall skinny white dudemug. I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.
by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004
Get the uncut white russianmug. When a woman eats two lollypops, one red and one blue, gives a man a blowjob so his penis turns red and blue, and when he ejaculates the woman salutes the penis, mimicking saluting the American Flag
It was the 4th of July and I didn't do anything patriotic, so I decided to have my bitch give me the ole Red, White & Blue
by JPag111 July 16, 2008
Get the Red, White & Bluemug. The act of trading in any collectible that is graded, vacuum sealed in a lucite case or comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. i.e. Sports cards, comic books, toys, NASCAR commemorative plates, Civil War themed Chess sets, Beanie Babies, anything with the words "Star" and "Wars"...
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.
Dow sets all-time high; Blue-chip indicator manages highest close ever, taking out a 6-1/2-year-old record; falling oil is the catalyst; and good news for those holding Tickle Me Elmos in the White Trash Stock Market sector.
by Munkerson November 17, 2006
Get the White Trash Stock Marketmug. An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.
Search toby turner's channel on youtube
Search toby turner's channel on youtube
Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS
by godthefish March 14, 2011
Get the Intro of darkness then redness then whitenessmug. A person who is Caucasian, like girls and male and usually privileged and they think their not privileged
I’m a straight white male women want rights and gays want....kids? What, can you just leave us alone and no to the things you asked for
I’m so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case
I’m so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case
by @ItsNot_Vansway on IG November 30, 2019
Get the A straight white malemug.