westhoughton high school

Westhoughton High School is the place where all the year 11s look like middle aged men, until you get into year 11 and see that nearly all of your mates have the mental age of an undeveloped foetus. You'll most likely despise the majority of your teachers who's only aim is to make a living, and by the time you're in year 11 and your GCSE exams come around, your Maths will be your best mate. During your time in Westhoughton, you'll achieve a decent standard of education, unless you happen to join the 80% of students on hard drugs. In which case you are most likely fucked. Don't forget that you will miss the dinner ladies, so use your time wisely.

Friend1: "So, who are you gonna miss now that we've left Westhoughton High School?"

Friend2: "Gonna have to be the dinner lady ;("

by Aszthma May 30, 2019

Spotswood High School

Best high school in Rockingham County. Full of ungrateful people that hate when people are finally happy. Want everyone to know your private business? Make a rude friend at SHS. These people wanna know who you fuck and everything...and blame shit on people cause they unhappy with their life.

People who attend Spotswood High School need a reality check....well open their dam eyes....

by Heartbroken_Trailblazer2022 May 31, 2019

Madison High School

In the heart of Vienna Madison is full of a bunch of rich kids. That’s all you need to know tbh. That are all a bunch of stoners who would do anything for some weed. They are pretty good at sports I’ll give them that. Their main rival is Marshall High School kinda a bummer that their girls varsity and freshmen basketball lost to them :/ everyone lost respect for them at that point. All their parents buy them new cars whenever they get their license. Most likely a white Jeep or something basic like that. They are all a bunch of rich white kids who are trust fund babies and they all probably have like a beach house or smthn like that. Yeah hey also have this Madison parade every year and shit down the main road in Vienna which is actually complete bull shit because they’re are other people in the world but they seem to not care ab that. In conclusion it’s just a bunch of rich white drugees who actually aren’t that smart :/

Common phrases include:

“Wanna go to lax unlimited with me after school”
“Bruh I hate Spanish sf much lets j skip and go to chipotle”
“Where we pregaming at?”

“Who’s got the vodka boys?!?”

Common names include

Aiden (any spelling)
Daniel

Connor

Jordan

Rylie (any spelling)
Any other rich white person name

Did those Madison High School hoes shut down maple again?

by Guesswhotfiis June 21, 2019

Queens Metropolitan High School

A school in Forest Hills filled with Hispanics, Polish, Italian, and other such races. Doesn't matter where they're from because they all swear they're gangster (they're not and if you want non-loser friends you'll have to act semi-gangster too). Most of the bitches are arrogant and ugly as fuck and all the kids in the school are the same person, there is no individuality. They all do the same shit and herd together like sheep. In terms of academics, the school is alright, most teachers are really good at what they do and can help you out if you do what you're supposed to in class, but if you act like a dick the teachers are obviously gonna hate you.

Kid #1: Yo I met some girl from Queens Metropolitan High School

Kid #2: Bro she's 100% a treesh save yourself.

Kid #1: Idk man she kinda seems different.

Kid #2: There's no way, give it up.

by Mother Of Pearls September 12, 2019

Northwest High School

Northwest HS is a public school in Germantown MD. The Science department sucks, the Math department is average, and if you're not on a sports team you're automatically irrelevant. People over here are SUPER liberal, and everyone her is super gay. Like super fucking gay. Even the straightest people. We have 10 whole portables bc the toxic underclasses keep overcrowding the school.

Northwest High School fucking sucks ass. Or it doesn't.

by Bethany pronounced Bethunay September 15, 2019

Cimarron memorial high school

cimma hood has a bunch of messy fishy ass bitches, the girls bathroom is always dirty, smells like a fish market and must, the niggas there are conceited asf be ugly but fly, swear they can pull any bitch. The females are fake asf!, if you go to cimarron be careful who tf you surround yourself around, because there’s a lot of opps, you can tell someone something, and that person will tell everybody!. The ugliest bitches there are quick to talk shit about you don’t even worry about them 😂. theres a lot of nasty ass pigeons flying around, you better watch out for them mfs because they quick to snatch yo shit.

Cimarron memorial high school warning, don’t go there ...

by anymfway September 28, 2019

Westborough High School

WHS is the ¢00L3S7 $¢H00L 3V3R.

Person A: Do you go to Westborough High School.
Person B: Yes loser, WHS is so cool.
Person A: No, it's the lamest school ever!
Person B: Whatever, I'm outta here.

by RFistheBest October 4, 2019