Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill

Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault

Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

by MECHSandppp November 7, 2019

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by Sofa King69420 March 2, 2022

talk smack you get a wack

something you would say to someone you are downright pissed off at.

"oi lorna lou , talk smack you get a wack " said sop.mc

by sop.mc June 2, 2016

Get a little mud on your turtle

Anal sex. Any form of that said.

Seriously? You wanna get a little mud on your turtle? Ok, I'm down with a good hard assfuckin....

by Meetcha2nite January 5, 2016

lets' get some maw likka!

statement by questionably educated, alcoholic southern va. house painter. (never seen eating solid food!)

-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!

pregnant pause: lets' get some maw likka!

how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!

leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!

by michael foolsley November 9, 2011

National Get Your Crushes Number

National Get Your Crushes Number Day is on November 3 (Also known as 11/3) And you better do it because I’m doing it as well!

You: Hey! Can you give me your number?
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!

by bemo! October 31, 2021

the harder you go, the louder it gets

haha funny piano joke

"how is a piano used?" "well, the harder you go, the louder it gets"

by skelidaddy April 28, 2022