Cum Quietly

The act of the silent cum, no moans or "Oh god"s

"Are you going to cum quietly, or are we going to do this the hard way?"

"I'll cum quietly daddy"

by Always(far)right November 14, 2025

Cum Surgeon

A person who fucks up with finesse.

Hats off to the cum surgeon. He messes up better than any of us!

by Slowly_Gone November 14, 2025

Scummy cum slut

Usually a girl called Lizzy who always tells you she’s Italian. They most likely work as a hairdresser and cheat on their husband, who most of the time are the best blokes you know.

Oh did you hear about Lizzy. Yeah I hear she’s a scummy cum slut.

by Rjrealdude November 17, 2025

Scummy cum slut

Usually a girl called Lizzy who always tells you she’s Italian. They most likely work as a hairdresser and cheat on their husband, who most of the time are the best blokes you know.

Oh did you hear about Lizzy. Yeah I hear she’s a scummy cum slut.

by Rjrealdude November 17, 2025

ball cum

ball cum in a bottle

did you see the ball cum in the bottle?

by ballcumexpert November 22, 2025

Cum

When you get that tingling sensation on ur dick and a fluid comes out

GF: can you get ur dick out of my mouth before u cum

BF: ok here its ready to cum

GF: when is it gonna cum

WHOLE ROOM GETS FILLED WITH DA CUM

GF: "enjoying the cum"

by anonymous November 23, 2025

cum dumptruck

A big fat arse that just will not quit. The cum dump truck is a fusion of two concepts:

A "dump truck arse" is a serious badonkadonk, a ghetto booty. Not just a little bubble butt.

A "cum dump" or "cum dumpster" is a female or receptive partner willing to accept mobile sperm bank deposits from multiple males, a walking spermbank.

Combine the two and get some serious bootay that just will not quit.

That gal has a seriously-fine cum dumptruck of a bootay, she can haul away load after load and still have room for more. I would like nothing more than to drop to my knees and kiss that amazing badonkadonk. The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

I like big butts, I cannot lie. Baby got back!

by bitchuck November 25, 2025