Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.
by BEKatPotsdam February 11, 2010

Man I bought this new pack of chewing gum and 3 seconds after chewing it it turned into cum gum. Ya know, all watery.
by 80sWordz February 24, 2024

by PoopyNameClassyOrderSus June 28, 2022

C.U.M,
The C.U.M is a global police force that you can call by using this number 6969 696 969. This is a special police line that can get any job done. The C.U.M is an important protection mental health association. It makes sure you feel good in ALL areas.
All areas meaning genitals and mouth. They also serve painting jobs. Colors only include white. Side affects may include pregnancy and STD’s. They have been widely appreciated through reviews on social media sites such as, OnlyFans, Pornhub and more. But they are known to give pleasure to everyone! Especially children.
The C.U.M is a global police force that you can call by using this number 6969 696 969. This is a special police line that can get any job done. The C.U.M is an important protection mental health association. It makes sure you feel good in ALL areas.
All areas meaning genitals and mouth. They also serve painting jobs. Colors only include white. Side affects may include pregnancy and STD’s. They have been widely appreciated through reviews on social media sites such as, OnlyFans, Pornhub and more. But they are known to give pleasure to everyone! Especially children.
“I recommend the C.U.M for all ages.”
“What does it do?”
“I’m part of this global association! Let’s just say it gives you head!”
“Head?”
“Head…”
“The definition of the cum is a police force, pleasure association and more!
Jeremy and Felicia had 2 children.
“What does it do?”
“I’m part of this global association! Let’s just say it gives you head!”
“Head?”
“Head…”
“The definition of the cum is a police force, pleasure association and more!
Jeremy and Felicia had 2 children.
by Blossom^^!{ June 7, 2022

A female that is so repugnant, disgusting and haggard that when a man looks at her, his jizz literally, instantly curdles in his balls like old milk.
Dude, she has to Photoshop her pictures just to be ugly, she's a -10, a legit cum curdler. She looks like her shit could stain or even erode metal.
by Jinx_Havok May 27, 2017

by BobShocks December 4, 2017

When you're blowing your load on a chick's stomach because you don't want to get her preggo and it collects in her belly button.
by RiddyTX June 25, 2015
