When something is so incredibly soft. The softest of soft.
1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.
1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.
by mrgarin September 07, 2010
Stage two of a fakenancy carried to term. Victims of this disease feel the need to claim to be mothers when they aren't, and usually go so far as to steal pictures of other peoples children. The most susceptible to this disease are children between the ages of 13 and 17.
"This is my daughter! *insert picture here*"
"Uh, I just Googled baby and that picture came up. You need help with your Faken Baby Syndrome."
"Uh, I just Googled baby and that picture came up. You need help with your Faken Baby Syndrome."
by Katrina J. January 31, 2008
A baby chocolate face can be achieved by first having anal intercourse with a pregnant woman followed by vaginal intercourse. The feces at the end of the penis touches the fetus' face, hence baby chocolate face.
by jdrama11 July 19, 2009
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by mikey chitwood July 21, 2015
When the new woman believes the baby mama wants her man so she intervenes even though it is none of her business. The new woman believes this because it makes her feel like she has won something. In reality, the baby mama only wants the man to do his legal duty of supporting a child he helped create.
Friend: What's with all the baby mama drama?
Baby Mama: His new woman is a jealous and pathetic woman who thinks I want that deadbeat
Friend: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Baby Mama: His new woman is a jealous and pathetic woman who thinks I want that deadbeat
Friend: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by blahdibloo March 16, 2015
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