john wesley brown

The greatest friend you will ever have. That loves hard gives all and is great in bed.

John wesley Brown is a champion in the bedroom.

by Westipherbrown December 18, 2016

waiting for the fan to go brown

The intervening period of time between taking a potentially disastrous course of action and the manifestation of the consequences.

From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".

Having given all his company's products away for free just to say that sales had been achieved, Ben stood back while waiting for the fan to go brown.

by vxrandall March 24, 2023

Brown light

Means shut the fuck up and slow the fuck down

Stop at the brown light

by TacoboyFTW August 10, 2021

Brown eyed syndrome

Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.

She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.

by A+AD August 11, 2018

brown booting

the act of shitting in a cowboy boot then wearing it bare footed in public.

hey cal do u want to go "brown booting". my mam just got me some new cowboy boots.

by benhev_08 September 10, 2025

Cup no brown ho

When your maritime mother confuses her typing

My daughter is a cup no brown ho

by yup887 February 2, 2021

Ajax Brown

A suicidal and cannibalistic man who kills his son and than himself
A word for suicide

"How you feeling?"
"I'm going to pull an Ajax Brown"

by ajaxbrownisgay April 27, 2024